i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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