I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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