are you still at the devil's house?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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