just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Randomize
