so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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