just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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