were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize
