your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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