I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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