Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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