last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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