I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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