Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
