Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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