Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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