Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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