i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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