I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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