am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
false alarm. still invincible.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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