I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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