none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
