I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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