Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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