addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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