Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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