Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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