chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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