Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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