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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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