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I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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