the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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