new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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