Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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