Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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