They should really pass out barf bags in church
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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