he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
