yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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