Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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