did you get engaged???
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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