i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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