Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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