I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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