If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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