please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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