It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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