I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think a kid would responsible me up
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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