Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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