where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I bet he comes in French.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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