are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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