So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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