he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
