would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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