hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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