Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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