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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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