you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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